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By atreides (Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 12:45:53 PM EST) (all tags)
Getting married, I mean...


I found the one and that's it.  Wedding planning still sucks, but there's a light at the end of every tunnel, I guess.  And NO, this one isn't a train.  Turns out that Welsh Girl's parents, besides giving love, support and an officiant, are covering half of the $2K we have outstanding.  I have $500 which is mostly going to groom necessities (finishing outfitting, finally picking up my ring, etc.).  Welsh Girl is going to have a little to provide, mostly for last minute bride stuff, and the rest will probably be on the dreaded credit card that we have for emergencies just like this.  Assuming nothing fucked up and last minute goes wrong, we'll be poor but alright and if something does go wrong, we've managed not to borrow from anyone so we've got some friends we could bum a few bucks from for a couple months if need be.

Breathe.  Not so bad.

I have learned something very important about all this from a formal clothing perspective.  Everywhere seems to be all about rental of formal wear but get stumped at people who actually want to buy things.  And when they do have a stock of things for sale, they're positively fit for a teenager dressing for his prom.  Go into a store and ask for a dark blue vest for purchase.  They have sky blue, crazy patterned shit and that's it.  I would think dark blue would be a standard color.  Of course, they could have it made but it would take 6 weeks.  Well, what if I'm going to the opera in 2 weeks and don't have that much time?  Or a formal dinner?  I shouldn't think I'd have to think that far ahead to find something new and decent to wear.  But no such luck.  Oh, well.  Enough about that.

Strangely enough, about half my family is coming.  My uncle here in Austin, my cousin in Louisiana (he's not a coon-ass, I promise) and his girlfriend in Houston, my aunt from Denver and her husband and, of course, my mother...  I haven't even heard anything from my other aunts and uncles but I know they got their invites because Mom made a point of telling me about anything that might have gone wrong with them.  Turns out that I'm the first male of my generation to get married.   There's only three of us, but the one cousin has a girlfriend so there's hope, and the other just got promoted to Colonel in the Army Air CorpsAir Force so I'm guessing he's not dating much these days.  Man, I hope I don't regret inviting my mother.  I'm pretty sure she'll play nice in public but there's always that chance...

Alright.  I guess I'll go back to doing work now.  Or at least acting like I am, anyway.

That is all.

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You have Nordstrom's around there? by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 01:49:05 PM EST
They're pretty good for men's formal wear.

Oh, and getting married shouldn't result in you being poor. Unless you already are.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



There is a Nordstrom's... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #2 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:38:37 PM EST
...but they're small so their selection sucked.  And I don't want to have to go to one in Houston or anything like that if I can avoid it...

And, well, we kinda are poor sort of, or at least cash poor anyway...  Our savings was depleted before the planning/buying started in earnest and we've for some other things down the pipe in a few months.  By the end of the year, we'll be doing awesomely but until September or October, things will be a little tight-ish...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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Why do you want to buy? by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:54:48 PM EST
I mean, I have a tux, but it's for sekrit Masonic rituals. Other than that I haven't needed formal wear since my wedding.


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PAGING MNS by sasquatchan (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 03:06:03 PM EST
ALERT! WOLF AMONG THE SHEEP. REPEAT WOLF AMONG THE SHEEP.

Activate anti-Illuminati plan immediately.


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Oh, pshaw. We're all grown ups here... by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 03:10:20 PM EST
we all know these silly conspiracy theories are just that - silly.

Why I was just commenting to my co-pilot on zionist air patrol the other day how ridiculous it is that people think we've got some sort of organized scheme going on.


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Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.
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Next thing you know... by chuckles (2.00 / 0) #21 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 07:35:48 PM EST
we're going to be sacrificing goats by the moonlight around here.

Skateboarding is a crime.


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You wait for moonlight? by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #23 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 09:44:52 PM EST
I usually just smear the goat over the rack of servers and reboot. Almost always works.

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Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.
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can you get measured there by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:29:54 PM EST
and see if they have what you're looking for at the Houston store?  I'll pick it up and send it to you.

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Hmmm... A tempting offer... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:38:52 PM EST
I might take you up on it...  I have a vest coming in from Dallas but if it doesn't work, you may be getting a call...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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Your mom will embarrass you. by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:39:55 PM EST
It's inevitable.

My mom embarrassing me on my wedding day story is pretty tame. Every time my bride and I would kiss, anywhere, at any time, she'd start screaming, "THEY'RE KISSING AGAIN! THEY'RE KISSING AGAIN!" and run at us with a camera. Everybody else just rolled their eyes at her, but it was still embarrassing.



If that's the only embarassment she gives me... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:44:07 PM EST
...then I'll be happy.  Luckily, her older sister will be there to keep her from doing anything too far out, but I'm hoping there won't be screaming, fighting or possibly knife brandishing (OK, the knife thing wouldn't happen but the rest...).

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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Does your mom drink? by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #5 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:49:55 PM EST
Might be a good idea to hide the liquor until after the ceremony. At the reception, you're screwed anyway, but everybody will be too wasted to care.

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see by webwench (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 02:54:13 PM EST
this is those of us who do it a second time tend to get the hell out of dodge and elope.

May you never, ever, have need to even think about doing it a second time, unless it's some fancy-shmancy renewal of vows between you and the woman you already got.


Getting more attention than you since 1998. Ya ya!


Hey! HEY! by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 03:26:22 PM EST
You never write, you never troll.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Awwwww.... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:01:14 PM EST
Thank you.  Yeah, she's the one.  Besides, I'm not sure anyone else is crazy enough to have me anyway!

Besides, you guys did it right.  We should have traveled somewhere cool and done this...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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it would be tacky for me to say this but by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:28:57 PM EST
who cares!!

I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!

neener neener neener

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quoi? by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 03:52:50 PM EST
my cousin in Louisiana (he's not a coon-ass, I promise)

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface


It's a well known fact that... by atreides (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:04:39 PM EST
...LAians (the state, not the city) are a little coon-ass-ish.  I have a lot of friends, but only the ones from Louisiana have ever eaten possum or have stories that sound remarkably like Jeff Foxworthy jokes but with visible scarring.  That's all I'm saying...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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you just have the wrong friends, yo by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:32:36 PM EST
my LA family is nuts, but not coon-ass at all.  Of course, we come from a line of plantation owners, etc.

I'm told there are places I can get immediate access to in NO just because of who my great-grandmother is.  I've never tried it, so I have no idea if it's true.

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That's cool... by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:38:41 PM EST
We all think northerners are a bit tame but strange ourselves.
Where "northerner" == "comes from north of I-10"

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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If it makes you feel any better... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #19 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:41:39 PM EST
...I, being Texan, think anyone from outside of Texas is strange and, being Austinite, think anyone from the other Texan city-states are weirdos, too.  Hell, I've only just gotten to a place where I don't think Houston entirely sucks...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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I didn't feel bad to begin with. by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #20 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 04:55:52 PM EST
<popeye> ah yam what ah yam</popeye>

I know we have a strange and unique culture around here.  I love it and can't imagine living anywhere else.  I just rarely get the chance to act appalled and outraged at something someone says about my neck of the woods.  I just had to say something.

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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So by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #22 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 09:35:51 PM EST
You embrace the Spears family line?

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Hells yes! by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #26 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 02:19:33 PM EST
I've been trying to introduce Bob to my sister.  I plan on getting married into intarwebs superfame.

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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What's the price difference? by houser2112 (2.00 / 0) #24 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 10:25:04 AM EST
(between buying/renting a tux)

Since a tux is one of those things that most men wear only rarely (prom and weddings), that would be why the tux shops are optimized with them in mind.

If money's tight, renting would be the better option, I would think.



I know the economics behind it... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #25 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 10:53:43 AM EST
They just don't work in my favor in this case.

Here's why I bought a tux in the first place: Buying it cost me about $500 dollars.  Rental will cost $100-150.  A good suit will last 20 years or more and tuxedos never really go out of style.  So, if I wear the one I bought 4-5 times, it will pay for itself.  Well, I've worn it at least that many times (I used to work for a law firm that had formal parties) so that works out.  Renting a vest runs about $15-25.  Buying runs about $50-75.  Why not buy?  I'll wear it again or have it as a keepsake of the wedding.  Either way, buying works out better for me and it's not that expensive...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.
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