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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Tue Jul 29, 2008 at 09:34:47 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, Oracle, SAP, theft, fuckwits, pie (all tags)

A Hot Market

The Panopticon -- designed like a giant greenhouse -- is well over 30° today. I have a massive backlog, more than a dozen callbacks and two full repros I have to build, and fuckwitted baby-talking cow-orkers. No fucking air conditioning. Still, this isn't the worst place in Germany to be working. This is, an office around 300km northwest of here. I could almost feel sorry for Sven Düsterhaus.

Recommended reading poll
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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Mon Jul 07, 2008 at 09:08:38 AM EST) A Day in the Life, SQL, DBA, training, Oracle, shit coffay, WTF, pie (all tags)

Training III: An Open Letter to Oracle

Dear Oracle,

Classroom training's cool. The free lunch isn't too bad either (for fans of MSG anyway). A week away from my normal hell is also pretty fucking sweet. So please don't take this the wrong way...

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A Day inthe Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 02:47:48 PM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, training, Oracle, databases, Citrix, fuckwits, pie (all tags)

I CAN HAZ TRANEING

"Dog, your training has been approved."
"Citrix? Finally??"
"No, Oracle. DBA path.
"Umm... "

Poll: Preferred database
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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	9%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	2%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	6%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	23%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	16%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	18%

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